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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he…

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But fuck, I would have sold my soul for you. Ten Word Stories (via tl9)

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zaynsitonmyface:

is zayn’s hand covered in gold? did he touch himself?

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